Money Laundry: Oh Crap.... what have I done?

[AAFO_WSagar]

Ok, Ok... I'm really freaked out! Without looking, I loaded my laundry into my washer, stuffed it into the dryer, then checked it a bit later...

OMG!

I have totally screwed up!

There was at least a hundred dollars in there that had been laundered!

I need help!

I don't have money for a lawyer...

What should I do???

[AAFO_WSagar]

Re: Money Laundry: Oh Crap.... what have I done?

Not to mention, I completely scrubbed my entire inventory of credit and debit cards in the process!

I'm supposed to be an IT professional...

Oh... the shame....

[tow-3]

Re: Money Laundry: Oh Crap.... what have I done?

Not to mention, I completely scrubbed my entire inventory of credit and debit cards in the process!

I'm supposed to be an IT professional...

Oh... the shame....

i would not worry, the gubment only goes after the big guys. if it had been $200 you would have been in trouble. but... if they find your links to a couple of unlimited drivers in the 70's and early 80's you could be in trouble......

[supercub]

Re: Money Laundry: Oh Crap.... what have I done?

Best thing to do, is place all the money in a plain brown envelop and mail it to me. I'll spend it, I promise. Make sure you don't put a return address on the envelope. That way, it won't be traceable and you'll be off the hook for laundering money.

PS: Reminds me of a story that would pop up on the news from time to time. One of the prestigious hotels in San Francisco use to have a gentleman that worked there, I believe into his 90's and possibly 100 plus. I can't remember. but his job was to wash all the coin money. As I remember he had been doing this job for years. I believe he used a regular washing machine too.

[Reever]

Re: Money Laundry: Oh Crap.... what have I done?

My advice to you is to stay up late at night and watch TV. Wait for the commercials to come on that have the shyster lawyers to come on and call them. They may not be able to help with the money thing, but at least you'll get money for erectile dysfunction.

[Pete]

Re: Money Laundry: Oh Crap.... what have I done?

Best thing to do, is place all the money in a plain brown envelop and mail it to me. I'll spend it, I promise. Make sure you don't put a return address on the envelope. That way, it won't be traceable and you'll be off the hook for laundering money.

PS: Reminds me of a story that would pop up on the news from time to time. One of the prestigious hotels in San Francisco use to have a gentleman that worked there, I believe into his 90's and possibly 100 plus. I can't remember. but his job was to wash all the coin money. As I remember he had been doing this job for years. I believe he used a regular washing machine too.

Fairmont Hotel.

[supercub]

Re: Money Laundry: Oh Crap.... what have I done?

Thanks Pete


Wayne....................Better call Saul

[omalley1537]

Re: Money Laundry: Oh Crap.... what have I done?

My advice to you is to stay up late at night and watch TV. Wait for the commercials to come on that have the shyster lawyers to come on and call them. They may not be able to help with the money thing, but at least you'll get money for erectile dysfunction.

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