Received this in an email today, thought it was kinda funny.
An 84 year-old newfie(Eastern Canada native) recently went on a trip to France, and while in customs, he took a little while fumbling through his carry-on bag to retrieve his passport. The French official sarcastically asked him if he'd ever been to France before. The newfie admitted that yes, he had been to France once before. Sternly, the frenchman stated that if he had been to France before than he should have known enough to have his passport at the ready for customs. The newfie quietly replied that the last time he was there, he didn't need to show his passport to anyone. The Frenchman indignantly stated that this was impossible because they had always required to see a passport upon entering the country. To this the newfie replied, " Well, the last time I was here was June 6 1944, and when I landed on the beach to save your sorry asses from the Germans, there wasn't any Frenchmen around to give it to!!
An 84 year-old newfie(Eastern Canada native) recently went on a trip to France, and while in customs, he took a little while fumbling through his carry-on bag to retrieve his passport. The French official sarcastically asked him if he'd ever been to France before. The newfie admitted that yes, he had been to France once before. Sternly, the frenchman stated that if he had been to France before than he should have known enough to have his passport at the ready for customs. The newfie quietly replied that the last time he was there, he didn't need to show his passport to anyone. The Frenchman indignantly stated that this was impossible because they had always required to see a passport upon entering the country. To this the newfie replied, " Well, the last time I was here was June 6 1944, and when I landed on the beach to save your sorry asses from the Germans, there wasn't any Frenchmen around to give it to!!
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