Happy B-Day AAFO_WSagar

[niki62]

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Happy birthday Wayne! Hope you enjoy your day! Thanks for all you do for all of us air race freaks!!!!
Bill

[dineega]

Re: Happy B-Day AAFO_WSagar

ummm, never miss an opportunity to make fun of the boss!!

You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know you’re growing old when by the time you’ve lit the last candle on the birthday cake, the first one has burned out.

"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.

Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.

All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.

At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.

Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

It takes twice as long to look half as good.

It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.

Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.

No one expects you to run into a burning building.

People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

Someone compliments you on your layered look.... and you're wearing a bikini.

The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.

The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

The pharmacist has become you new best friend.

The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

Things you buy now won't wear out.

When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

When happy hour is a nap.

When tying one on means fastening your MedicAlert bracelet.

When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.

When you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

When you have a choice of two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.

When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure that the street is still there.

When you stop buying green bananas.

When you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.

When you were in school there was no history class!

When your birth certificate says expired on it.

When you're told to act your own age, and you die.

You and your teeth don't sleep together.

You are 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, 96 around the golf course.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."



Happy Birthday Wayne!!

Rachel


Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

[Mark K]

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Happy bDay you old fart

[spinner]

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Another year older eh Wayne. People keep telling me everything gets better with age. Hah....what a crock. Happy BD kid. See you at RAR.

[Shawn Aro]

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Happy Birthday wayne sir July is a good month for birthday"s Shawn

[paintboy]

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Holy crap.........is it that time of year again? Why is that we can't just stick with 29 like the ladies do? They get all the breaks. Happy Birthday Wayno, and there are plenty more where this one came from. See ya in a few days.

Dave

[jimmyboyB50]

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Happy B-day Wayne, Thanks for all you do.
Reno Baby....

[dvddude]

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Happy Birthday, Wayne! Thanks for all that you do here, and may your birthday wishes come true!

[deepsky]

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Happy birthday Wayne, I hope you have a great year!

[catalinadave]

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Happy Birthday Wayne, Just remember we're like fine wine. We just get better with time.

Dave

[Leo]

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HAPPY B-DAY OLD MAN!
Spinner, how'd you get my picture?

[AAFO_WSagar]

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HI WAYNE - BEST WISHES FOR A GREAT BIRTHDAY & KEEP YOUR AIRSPEED UP!!!



Don 'Bucky' Dawson

Hey Bucky, when we get this old, it ain't the airspeed that we have trouble keepin up...

JUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST KIDDING!!!


GREAT PHOTO!!!

WOW.. I'm touched by the outpouring of well wishes here! Where would we be without the Internet! I have met most of my adult friends via this medium!

Thanks everyone!

Wayne

[Leo]

Re: Happy B-Day AAFO_WSagar

OK, I'll bite and ask the obvious question.
Where you meet your NON adult friends?

And who's to say WE are adults?

[AAFO_WSagar]

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And who's to say WE are adults?

LOL... I may be closer to Social Security benefits than I am 50, but I'm immature for my age...

[Leo]

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Not me I'm old for my maturity!
Happy B-day again.