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    ALL MY PILOT FRIENDS ~ NEW FAA MUST READ

    Subject: FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)

    FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)
    ...
    1000.1A No pilot (mechanic) or pilots (mechanics), or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of the pilot (mechanic) or pilots (mechanics) may try, or attempt to try or make or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned Federal Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by the Administrator.

    1000.1B If the pilot, or group of associated pilots becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers or finds that he, or she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Federal Aviation Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.

    1000.1C Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of impending
    comprehension, the Administrator will immediately rewrite the Federal
    Aviation Regulations in such manner as to eliminate any further
    comprehension.

    1000.1D The Administrator may, at his or her option, require the
    offending pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial instruction in Federal
    Aviation Heritage Press Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to
    be capable of understanding anything.

    Solo ~ Cloudchaser427

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    Re: FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)

    Originally posted by Cloudchaser427 View Post
    ALL MY PILOT FRIENDS ~ NEW FAA MUST READ

    Subject: FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)

    FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)
    ...
    1000.1A No pilot (mechanic) or pilots (mechanics), or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of the pilot (mechanic) or pilots (mechanics) may try, or attempt to try or make or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned Federal Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by the Administrator.

    1000.1B If the pilot, or group of associated pilots becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers or finds that he, or she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Federal Aviation Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.

    1000.1C Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of impending
    comprehension, the Administrator will immediately rewrite the Federal
    Aviation Regulations in such manner as to eliminate any further
    comprehension.

    1000.1D The Administrator may, at his or her option, require the
    offending pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial instruction in Federal
    Aviation Heritage Press Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to
    be capable of understanding anything.

    Solo ~ Cloudchaser427

    LMAO!...

    When I first started reading this I was like WTF??? I had to reread the first paragraph to grasp fully the humor.

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    • #3
      Re: FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)

      Dats Funny...I also fell for it for a bit until my eyes crossed...Nice job on the double talk...Are you a lawyer or politician by any chance?
      Last edited by johnnyrace; 11-10-2011, 07:55 PM.

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      • #4
        Re: FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)

        But will it have a 30, 60 or 90 day comment period ???

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        • #5
          Re: FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)

          I just stared at this for 10 mins before my head made a thought.....I'm dumb

          Thanks for reminding me.

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          • #6
            Re: FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)

            Whewy! Thank you . . . I'm no longer confused! Does this mean I am qualified to vote?
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            Last edited by Ramjets; 11-30-2011, 06:08 PM.

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