Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

[Fence Sence]

I figure what better group of people to ask for slick phrases than you guys.

[Peashooter]

Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

Buffoonery with intent to gawk!

[laminar]

Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

runs like a top

Slicker than snot on a doorknob

been to 3 state fairs and a goatF#$@ing contest aint seen nuthin like that

Anyday of the week and twice on sunday

I got more time than that on the back side of a loop without oil pressure

[jarrodeu]

Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

runs like a top
been to 3 state fairs and a goatF#$@ing contest aint seen nuthin like that

That's kind of scary.

Jarrod

[zaqwrx]

Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

Slickern hot chicken fat on a wet door knob.

[Fence Sence]

Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

I guess no one want's to play? I guess you think you're hot **** on a silver platter. Ya aint nothin' but a cold turd in a tin can

[Fence Sence]

Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

Football, baseball and basketball all take one ball to play. Racing takes two.

[Wild Bill Kelso]

Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

Speed costs money. How fast do ya wanna go?

Do you know how to keep a hard-on? Don't F with it!

Hotter than 9 kinds of F**king.

If it has tits, wheels, or, wings. It's gonna get expensive.

Pet the sweaty things, don't sweat the petty things.

[Fence Sence]

Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

Hotter that a female fox gettin' F'd in a forest fire.

Happier than a baby in a barrel full-a-titties.

Slicker than a fishes d!ck.

[lowpasskid]

Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

uglier than a bucket of smashed _ _ _holes.
and the fox is only half way through its um,event!
alright ladies and gentlemen,i need you help!
got me a new cell phone and the ring tones sound
like i should be skipping through daisy's.
not my speed.anybody know where to get say a merlin
start up to announce when i get a call?
thanks for your help,ric taylor

[Fence Sence]

Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

You can always tell a racer, but you can't tell him much.

[Fence Sence]

Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

Like a one legged cat tryin' to bury a turd on a frozen pond.